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Grandpa

In the last week, I’ve figured out something that’s taken me 8 years to actually realize: I miss my grandpa. It’s a peculiar thing to realize that, for the longest time, somewhere inside, you knew you missed him, but when you first lost him, you didn’t entirely grasp what you’d lost.

The revelation came to me this last week, when Jenn was talking about being sick and said something about it possibly being pneumonia, but she wasn’t going to go see a doctor about it. I proceeded to irrationally flip out about it to a slightly more than normal extent (to the point where I was actually feeling angry). I apologized when I realized I’d been flipping out, but I wasn’t sure what caused me to do that (as I’d been in a perfectly fine mood moments earlier). Then later on, she talked about one of her roommates having heart surgery, which also caused me to freak out, again with no real reason. I apologized again, and this time my head connected the dots as to why I’d done so: They both, in conjunction with everything else in my life, made me remember grandpa.

I was a freshman in high school at the time, and I remember the day my mom and dad pulled my sister and I out of English class to take us to see him. He’d had a heart attack months earlier, but had been fine after surgery, but he had developed a cough. The doctors wrote it off as part of the recovery and didn’t think anything of it until he showed up in the emergency room with the cough still and a fever. Turns out they were putting the “practice” into the practice of medicine and didn’t stop to think that it might be pneumonia. We spent a few days in the hospital before our cousin drove us home to be with our dad and just a short time before my 15th birthday, my grandpa passed away.

To this day, I think that’s what I most attribute my fear of hospitals to, as well as my inherent distrust for the medical profession. I remember those nights, laying on the bed on the other side of the room, watching my grandfather suffer because of some fool’s negligence to not be thorough in his diagnosis. I remember my sister coming into the room and asking grandpa if he knew Jesus, with tears in her eyes. I hated it, even at such a young age there’s no real words to describe the feeling you get watching a loved one suffer. To this day, I associate those memories with my grandfather’s death, which makes me suspicious of any doctors and hospitals.

Regardless, those two incidents triggered me coming to a couple of realizations.

My grandfather, after God, was the stable element in my not-so-stable family.

In thinking back on life, in general it seemed a lot more stable before my grandfather passed. My grandmother had her soulmate, my mother had her daddy, my sister and I had our grandfather. Up through freshman year, I’d have actually considered my life to be generally “normal”, if one can define normal.

My grandfather was an amazing man. He could mediate between my mother and grandmother; they love each other, but I think living together they can get on each other’s nerves. My sister respected his opinions (she was grandpa’s only granddaughter, after all), and I felt I had a role model, someone to whose quiet greatness I could one day aspire. He provided a quiet strength in times of need, someone to look to when you needed help.

After his death, whether I realized it or not, something changed. I became the stable element, being the oldest male closely involved with my family. Were he down here, I’m sure that element would probably be my uncle instead, but with him living in Alaska away from the rest of the family, you guessed it, I’m next in line.

Was I ready for it? Hardly.

Am I more ready for it now that I’m older? I wish.

I don’t think I realized it fell to me until I hit college, though. Three years passed before I started to notice, and considering how I tended to be emotionally at that point in my life, that’s not a good thing. Where my grandfather was confident and focused, I was lost and confused in the maze of college life, trying to sort out what I wanted to spend my life doing while searching for that certain someone to spend the rest of my life with. College was the first time I realized that there were breeds of the female species that actually had taken interest in me (took one of them asking me out for that one to hit me), and I was also blindsided by the fact that, despite knowing what I wanted to do when I left high school, I had no idea what I actually wanted to do (after finding that journalists are all liberal whack-jobs who slyly insert their opinions into what’s supposed to be an unbiased commentary).

Well, this all has come to a head in the last year. My sister got engaged a month after she started dating a guy that just about everyone around her knew wasn’t right for her, my mother, unemployed, continues to go through vocational rehab, and her being unemployed is driving my grandmother crazy (which, in turn, drives my mother crazy), and in the last week or so, my sister got married without really consulting anyone other than the pastor or my mother, both of who disagreed with her and she took everyone else’s lack of commenting as approval (had she asked anyone other than my mother or the pastor, she would’ve found out that a lot of people didn’t approve, but, as they say, unsolicited advice is criticism…).

I recounted all of this to Jenn, and said that my sister’s getting married just made me think more about my grandpa. Jenn pointed out that when I got married, I’d probably be thinking about him too, and I lost it as I said “Yeah, but the difference is when I get married, it will be ‘I wish grandpa could be here to see this,’ and with my sister it’s been ‘I’m glad grandpa doesn’t get to see this,’ even though I know he’s watching from heaven.”

It was at this point that I broke down, completely. It was the almost crushing realization that I not only had inherited grandpa’s position as family stability, but that in my own opinion, I was doing a lousy job of it. I can keep tensions between my grandma and mom to a minimum when I’m around, but that’s not nearly often enough. My sister, who respected my grandfather’s opinions, doesn’t care about mine, essentially throwing in my face the promise she made when she got engaged that she wouldn’t go to a justice of the peace and not even telling me when she actually got married, I had to find out through the grapevine. I provided the stable element when my mother needed a shoulder to cry on, but that’s about all the stability I felt I could offer. I felt like a complete failure, like in a sense I’d let grandpa down. It’s silly, really, I know I’m not to blame for all of my family’s issues, but I still feel like, if grandpa was still here, he could’ve held it all together instead of watching the whole thing blow apart.

My grandfather worked construction, certainly a manlier profession than my chosen career of retail in most respects (though I challenge any construction worker to try and remember every item in a 45 page catalog’s sale price and location in a 3500 square foot store). My grandfather was gifted with his hands in woodworking; I am not (though I hope to be one day). But most of all, my grandfather was a man of God, and I think that’s what made him the stable point of our family. All of my life, I’ve tried my best to be like him without realizing why I did. Now I think I finally know.

I just wanted Grandpa to be proud of me. I wish he were here now, to see what kind of man I’ve become, even though I’m not yet finished at becoming a man. I’ve grown up, but even I can recognize that I lack some of the maturity that separates the boy and the man. I’m still learning what my role in life is, and it’s a daily journey that’s guided by God, but I still wish grandpa were still here.

I just wish that I knew grandpa was proud of me.

  

Firearms training…

So I’ve started shooting handguns. One of my friends is a firearms coach at the Clackamas County PSTC range and offered to take me out shooting. I was excited about the idea, I haven’t gone shooting in ages, and all I knew how to shoot were rifles. I wanted to learn handguns, and as it happens he had the smaller caliber model of the gun I’d wanted to get: The Walther P99 (Yes, I realize the irony of me posting this just after a Bond movie review).

Well, after my first round out there shooting, I have to say… I enjoyed it. The P99 my friend uses is a 9mm, and I’d been looking at .40s, but I haven’t yet decided if I’ll even get a Walther, but right now I’m leaning towards it. Kennon’s been trying to sell me on Glocks, but my major problem with those is the mag release button. In order to drop an empty mag and reload a Glock, I’d have to completely adjust how I’m holding the gun, which will extend reload times, which isn’t good in a high pressure situation (not that I’m planning on getting in a shootout or anything, but you never know when Al Quaida might kick in your door and send a team of terrorists to kidnap you these days). The P99’s release is integrated into the trigger guard, so all I have to do is swap my trigger finger down slightly, drop the mag, and put in a new one. There’s only a few others who do that (Smith and Wesson, not surprising since they’re Walther’s US distributor, Heckler & Koch, and a few others).

It’s funny how things work, though. I sort of like the feel of the Glock 27, but the mag release is, like I said, problematic (I don’t want to have to make unnatural movements to drop the empty mag), I like the H&K USP compact, but I don’t know if I like the external safety and hammer), and I don’t MIND the Walther P99C, it just feels too bloody small in my hand. And, in Jenn’s wise advice, “You need a bigger gun than that, it just looks too small”. For anyone who questions why I love this girl, this is one of the many reasons… A sound belief in the second amendment and the philosophy that bigger is better for home defense. =) And while I’m leaning towards the P99 .40, I’m wondering if it’s going to be more then I can handle, since I’ve not yet shot a .40. That’d be the plan for my next shooting run, I’ll rent the .40 P99 and see how I handle it. Regardless, it’s actually almost soothing to get out on the range and make little holes in a big circle. Took me a while to get used to all of the firing going on around me, though, hard to focus when it sounds like you’re in a war zone. It did give me a new respect for what the military does, though. You guys do that which I don’t know I could, and for that, I’m grateful.

Ah well… Rambling about my escapades with guns at 1:00 in the morning… I need sleep. Goodnight, all.

  

007 returns… For the very first time…

Well, as many of you probably guessed by my Myspace theme, I went to see Casino Royale on Friday. A lot of people were apprehensive about it. “Daniel Craig’s not Bond,” they said. “He doesn’t look right.” “He can’t drive a stick shift.” What do I have to say about this?

The critics can go suck on exhaust from Bond’s Aston’s tailpipe. The movie rocked.

It starts off uncharacteristically, Bond movies have always had a high-action sequence before the credits roll (“Dr. No” being one of the few exceptions). This one, however, didn’t have a really high action sequence, and the entire opening sequence was in black & white. Odd, but I think it was a nice touch, as it gave us the chance to see 007’s first two kills and stylistically differ it from the rest of the film (Before he was a 00 and after he was promoted).

The opening credits, I’m pleased to say, I was able to watch without feeling dirty (as there wasn’t a motion-captured stripper overlaid with some random effect texture to be seen), and, to top it all off, Chris Cornell’s theme “You know my name” played well over it. The whole credits felt retro, and yet altogether new, and while it took a while to warm up to it, I liked Cornell’s theme. It twinges with a certain irony, yes we know 007’s name, but at the same time, this Bond is before we knew him, and, fittingly enough, with it being Daniel Craig’s first outing as Bond, we know the name and don’t know it all at once.

The first high action sequence takes place in Madagascar, where Bond takes to chasing a bomb-maker through Madagascar, the bomb-maker he’s chasing, played by Sebastien Foucan, one of the founding fathers of Parkour (Invented by the French, I don’t know the exact translation but I believe it’s the art of fleeing… Finally a Frenchman who’s not only embraced his heritage, but has found good use for it! =), is a little too athletic for our hero, but what stands out is 007’s ability to find shortcuts so he doesn’t have to work as hard. Finally winds up with him catching the bomb-maker but being trapped by the army on a embassy grounds, so he finds a rather “explosive” method of escape. Unfortunately, he’s caught on Camera, and we next see M after a meeting at the house of commons. (Which leads to the memorable quote about M missing the Cold War. Finally, you see M as she should be… A forceful presence and not a set piece to Brosnan. Commanding performance on Dench’s part for this one).

Bond ultimately winds up in the Bahamas, tracking down leads on the bomb maker’s contact, a poker player with a classic Aston Martin DB5. He also happens to be a blithering idiot who doesn’t know when to stop (Good thing for Bond, though, gets him out of the Ford he looked so awkward in when he arrived). After spending some quality time with the loser’s wife (who, suprisingly, he doesn’t sleep with), he finds out where her husband is heading out, and after ordering Champagne and Caviar while she goes to “get ready”, he follows the man to Miami, totally skipping over what, admittedly, I was expecting to be another borderline porn-fest (Again, please note the last FOUR Bond films were racier each time out), for the next big action sequence… at Miami International airport. Bond foils an attempt to make an airline manufacturer’s stock plummet with the destruction of their major airline, which causes problems for the main villain, Le Chiffre.

Le Chiffre is a refreshing change from the stereotypical Bond villain, he’s not out to take over the world (unlike all four of Brosnan’s villains), he’s just the investment banker for the world’s terrorists, trying to earn a dishonest buck funding rebels in Uganda. When the airliner doesn’t blow, LeChiffre’s plan to make 150 million for his client leaves him in a bit of hot water, so he does what any mathematical genius who wants to keep his genitals intact would do: Sets up a high-stakes Poker game to win back the money he lost.

Well, Bond’s the best player MI6 has, so they send him in, along with the beautiful Vesper Lynd (played by Eva Green). From the very moment the two meet, their chemistry clicks. It becomes very obvious that Vesper is clearly a match for 007, and their dialogue crackles. Probably the best lines between them initially come during a car ride conversation about how they’re to be playing lovers in Montenegro:

Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?
James Bond: No, dont worry. You’re not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.

Admittedly, the poker game seems to drag on, but it’s thankfully intersparsed with some action sequences (Bond fighting off Le Chiffre’s angry clients, Bond nearly dying), and in the end, Bond wins it all. Then, LeChiffre has to go and kidnap the girl, drawing out Bond, and leading to the only part of the movie that made me cry… The destruction of one of the most beautiful cars ever built, the Aston-Martin DBS. I knew it was coming from the trailer, I promised I wouldn’t cry, but my eyes welled up, flip after painstakingly long flip…

Well, LeChiffre’s men take Bond and Vesper to a cargo ship to interrogate them, and LeChiffre’s methods for Bond are particularly painstaking (Naked man, chair with a hole in the seat, and rope with hard tip used to hit those “hard to reach” places on him… You do the math). But Bond, being the man he is, kept his wits about him and manages to not yield. After a passionate speech LeChiffre makes about yielding in time, Bond essentially spits in his face.

Bond: I have an itch… down there… [gestures with his nose] Do you mind?
[LeChiffre swings the rope up under the chair, Bond cries out in pain]
Bond: NO! No… No… A little farther to the left.

The torture scene, while sinister, is also amusing because of Bond’s ability to take a hit and use his trademarked sarcasm. And admittedly, Craig looks like a guy who could take a few hits to the nether regions and still come out okay, so it works. LeChiffre finally decides to take matters into his own hands and prematurely end 007’s sexual prowess, but someone intervenes, LeChiffre bites it, and 007 wakes up in a recovery room at a hospital.

I don’t want to give away too much of the movie, but we also find out how he started drinking dry vodka martinis, shaken, not stirred, and what he calls that drink as well. We see him with the opportunity to settle down, leave the service, and be “normal”, but he doesn’t. In the end, Bond is still Bond, and for the first time in a long time, I’m ready for the next one. Brosnan may have been Bond, but now Craig is Bond. Get used to it, he’s got two more in his contract. And quit whining. If you’d sit down, shut up, and actually pay attention to the plot, you’d probably like it more than if you’re complaining about his hair, eyes, etc. James Bond WILL return, and I’m excited.

Congrats, Danny-boy, you’ve convinced a skeptic like me.

9.5/10 (And I only dock the half point because of the car incident. Had the car lived, I would’ve given it a 10, easy).

  

Excercise your second ammendment rights, boys and girls…

I haven’t yet commented on the elections process, so here, in a nutshell, is all I have to say.

Use your second ammendment rights to keep and bear arms to the fullest extent as fast as you can. The Democrats have taken over, and it might be a while before you can get that M4 Carbine you’ve been drooling over if you don’t act now.

On a side note, I went handgun shooting last week for the first time. Shot a 9mm Walther P99 (Basically, the gun of Bond, James Bond). To my shock and awe, I’m not half bad. I shot off probably fifty or so rounds, of those 50 or so rounds, only two of them completely missed my targets. The groupings weren’t anything special, and I didn’t hit many bulls-eyes, but you know what? From 3-8 yards away, being able to put that many rounds into targets that aren’t more than 6 inches wide… Well… If something broke into my apartment, you KNOW that it’d be dead. I can’t wait to go again and start trying out different weapons, I’m determined by early next year I’m going to have a handgun and, hopefully, later get licensed to carry. What good would that do me? Ultimately, probably none. I don’t anticipate ever getting held up or being in a position where I can stop a crime by putting two rounds into a perp before he hurts anyone, but after hearing stories of some of the people who ARE licensed to carry, it makes me think I ought to for my own safety, so someone wannabe Jack Bauer doesn’t get me killed when he draws. I actually had a moment this week that I wondered if I should volunteer as a Reserve sheriff to give back to the community. Then I realized, I don’t want to put myself in the line of fire where they KNOW I could shoot back and might take the initiative. That, and I work retail in a nice place and deal with cranky people on occasion. I don’t MIND cranky people, but I don’t want to put myself in a position to deal with them on a more regular basis. Particularly if I’m not getting paid for it. And I don’t think law enforcement is really a career I want to be in. I have respect for it, but it’s not for me. Kind of like combat. I have a newfound respect for our troops after I couldn’t focus on shooting my targets when someone else on the range was firing.

Meh. I’m rambling. I’ll shut up now. Go buy guns. Protect yourself from the Democrats. NOWWWW!!!