Why Clay Aiken and the World Cup team of Iraq think I need a free iPod…
Okay, so usually I’m skeptical about these things. Usually, I wouldn’t give it a second look. But I’m in dire want of an iPod and am too poor to afford it, so I’m willing to try anything.
Yes, I realize, I’m a sellout. Yes, I realize I’m suddenly an advertising whore for some company that seems to be a scam. But, I REALLY want an iPod. REALLY badly.
Click here to complete and offer and help me get my free iPod (if such a thing exists). I don’t know that I even have five readers for my blog, much less five readers who might complete an offer to help me get a free iPod, but I figure it’s worth a shot (and seeing how I’m listed on Technorati, I can always hope that a bunch of people search for this term).
Now, why should YOU, dear reader, click my referral link over anyone else’s? I’ll tell you why.
1) Because I really need to listen to Clay Aiken’s Christmas album on an iPod.
2) If I ever go to the world cup, it’s a WHOLE lot easier than trying to take my CD collection with me.
3) I might start video podcasting on my blog to let everyone see how big of a n00btard I am.
4) I don’t have a clue who Ron Suskind is or what the one precent doctrine is.
5) Winfs is now going to be integrated into SQL stuff (Whatever that means).
6) I’m thinking about starting my own Linux server.
7) Respect must be paid to anyone clever enough to try putting a list of reasons why you should help him with Technorati’s top searches.
8) Digg dug was one of my favorite games as a kid.
9) The World Cup team of Iraq would want you to.*nods sagely*
10) Microsoft is no longer headed by Bill Gates.
There you have it! 10 reasons why, you, dear reader, should support me in my venture to get a free iPod.
(No, it probably won’t work. This can only end in tears. But I tried. =)
Andrew, this is a sad, sad thing you’ve got going on here.
; )