Star Wars Spoiler Generator

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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the first order and new villain, Malloc, with help from their new friend, Kim Spacemeasurer. Rey builds a new lightsaber with a Aquamarine blade, and they head out to confront the first order's new superweapon, the Superconducting Supercollider, a space station capable of Cutting a planet in half and smashing the halves together like cymbals. They unexpected join forces with their old enemy, Youtube Commenters, and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring A Sith Educational Display that uses force lightning to demonstrate the dielectric breakdown of air.

P.S.: Rey's parents are Obi-Wan and BB-8

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