Star Wars Spoiler Generator

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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the first order and new villain, Darth Sebelius, with help from their new friend, Yaz Progestin. Rey builds a new lightsaber with a Mauve blade, and they head out to confront the first order's new superweapon, the World Eater, a space station capable of Cutting a planet in half and smashing the halves together like cymbals. They unexpected join forces with their old enemy, Youtube Commenters, and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring Kylo Ren Putting on another helmet over his smaller one.

P.S.: Rey's parents are Luke and A Random Junk Trader

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