Star Wars Spoiler Generator

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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the first order and new villain, Darth Sebelius, with help from their new friend, Ti-83. Rey builds a new lightsaber with a Taupe blade, and they head out to confront the first order's new superweapon, the Sun Obliterator, a space station capable of Increasing the CO2 levels in a planet's atmosphere, causing rapid heating. They unexpected join forces with their old enemy, Salacious Crumb, and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring A bow that shoots little lightsaber-headed arrows.

P.S.: Rey's parents are A Random Junk Trader and Laura Dern

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