Star Wars Spoiler Generator

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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the first order and new villain, Malloc, with help from their new friend, Ti-83. Rey builds a new lightsaber with a Mauve blade, and they head out to confront the first order's new superweapon, the Superconducting Supercollider, a space station capable of Blowing up a bunch of planets with one beam of energy that splits into many. They unexpected join forces with their old enemy, The Bottoms Half of Dath Maul, and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring A bow that shoots little lightsaber-headed arrows.

P.S.: Rey's parents are Leia and Amylyn Holdo

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