Star Wars Spoiler Generator

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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the first order and new villain, Theranos, with help from their new friend, Kim Spacemeasurer. Rey builds a new lightsaber with a Ochre blade, and they head out to confront the first order's new superweapon, the Moonsquisher, a space station capable of Blowing up a planet with a bunch of beams of energy that combine into one. They unexpected join forces with their old enemy, Boba Fett, and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring A bow that shoots little lightsaber-headed arrows.

P.S.: Rey's parents are Luke and A Random Junk Trader

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